If it’s the paucity of used paper bags, a pair of scissors, a sharpie, and some fishing line that’s holding you back from looking as awesome as we did when we went to see the new Batman movie, may I suggest an incredible ready-made alternative, courtesy of Etsy artist Tom Banwell.
Indeed, they’re for sale. And while you’re at it, might as well add a few other disguises to your repertoire. How did you ever live without:
This leather Weed Man situation for only $35! or
This leather Diving Swallow Lady situation?