Tom Waits Still Owes Us

Hi Tom!

So we’ve been hearing around the block that your Glitter and Doom shows are your best ever. That must be nice for you. Of course we Ladies are still waiting for those VIP tickets you promised us in exchange for stealing our name. Just wanted you to know that if it’s too late to get on the list for Prague, we’ll take backstage passes to your final shows in Dublin. That plus airfare should square the deal.

Hope all is well with you.

Best,

Your obsessive fans Nile, Cass and Lisa

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