Amazing exact transcription from the side of the jar, presumably the wisdom of LordPharaoh ImHotepAmonRa, CEO & Founder of Egyptian Magic:
LIFE TAKES FROM THE TAKER AND GIVES TO THE GIVER
ABOVE ALL LET YOUR WORD BE YOUR BOND.
Directions: Take a moderate amount and rub it in your palms until it takes the form of oil, which improves absorption. Apply it gently over your skin.
Peace, divine love, perfect health, eternal wisdom and infinite blessings unto you, Precious One. Ancient Kamitian (Egyptian) folklore recalls a miraculous skin cream, a secret of the great sages, mystics, magicians and healers, used to maintain radiant, healthy, smooth and glowing skin.
Ingredients: Olive Oil, Beeswax, Bee Pollen, Royal Jelly and Propolis Extract. No synthetic preservatives or synthetic fragrance added.
Money back guarantee! If for any reason you are not satisfied with this product, please return the half-used jar and receipt to the place of purchase for a full refund.
Precaution: Please do not use if causes a skin problem. We make no medical claims.
The Ladies of Gravel & Gold, however, feel confident in claiming that this stuff is AH-mazing in the scourge of eczema, healer of Poison Oak, and wonderful for a growing baby belly. 4 oz.
Made in the USA, with a Washington DC mailing address.