Boob Tote Bag

Holly Samuelsen designed and now sews our Boob Tote Bag right here in the shop using heavyweight canvas and leather custom ordered from Horween, one of America's oldest tanneries out of Chicago.

Our Boob print, designed by Cassie McGettigan, has received quite a positive reception from men-folk who like boobs and wish to represent that affinity to the world by wearing them. This tote was designed with those guys in mind, but of course us ladies have been wearing it around with joy.

Basically, it's a gussied up brown bag shape with a spacious open interior. No hardware, no pockets, no funny business. The upper portion is canvas and the lower sides and bottom, leather. The handles are sturdy, rolled leather and will fit comfortable under most arms.

All of the leather is supple, custom-dyed 4.5 oz. Horween Chromexel in a shade of extremely dark green that basically reads as black. Sometimes the direct sunlight will shine upon you and you will rejoice in its greenhood, but probably usually you'll think it's black.

As for all those fantastic boobs—yes, they certainly are boobs, and you can expect to be stopped often to confirm. And what a lovely stop. How lovely it is to talk about boobs all day, wherever you travel! These ones were hand printed here in San Francisco on 24 oz. canvas duck in a shade of dark cypress green.