Stay Away Shadowy Shadows!

Though it’s been reported that many groundhogs nationwide did not see their shadows this morning, the most critical groundhog of them all, Punxsutawney Phil, has been chased back into his den by his wintersome shadow. Perhaps this is an opportunity for us all to engage is some healthy disregard for central authority. Summer! Please come. The groundhog masses are ready to scamper in your sunshine.

Coincidence that Phil’s gentleman handler has taken to sprouting facial fur of a similar hue? Happy Groundhog Day to all.