Actual Interaction Toward Improved Assignation

ME ATTEMPTING TO WARM UP THE CUSTOMERS AT THE FLEA MARKET: (to the lady-shopper whose T-shirt valiantly strains to support an oversize rainbow and rhinestone encrusted parrot broach) Hey, that’s a great pin you got there!

BROACHETTE: Yes.

MATWUTCATFM: Scorsky, huh!

BROACHETTE: No, actually. (serious, I think, and very proud) It’s a Kenneth Jay Lane.

MATTWUTCATFM: Ah, yes I see. Precisely.